Category: Joke Board
There was a little "incident" at
your house today while you were
gone. Please allow me to explain:
I was watching T.V. and I heard this beeping going off in the kitchen.
The first thing I thought of was the smoke detector going off so I ran
into the kitchen and checked everything out. By the time I got to the
kitchen, the beeping had stopped and I couldn't smell any smoke.
I went back to watching my movie and I kept hearing a beep every
minute.
I knew that the type of smoke detector that you have is the type that
took
a few minutes to reset itself. I kept watching my movie , and about 10
minutes later I was really getting ticked off that the beeping
continued.
I paused the movie, ran out to the kitchen, unhooked the detector, and
went
back to the movie.
The beeping continued.
Having a college degree in electronics, I knew that the capacitors
could
hold a charge after the batteries were removed. About 20 minutes
later,
I was really getting ticked because I could still hear the beeping.
And
I got so mad, I went out and grabbed a pair of wire cutters and cut the
speaker off the smoke detector and left it sitting on the counter.
I sat back down and heard "beep".
Now I was fuming. I listened to that "beep" about three
more times, then I finally got a hammer and pounded the ever-loving
daylight
out of your smoke detector on the counter (while I was pounding I
heard "beep"). It was really getting me mad. I sat back down and
resumed
the movie and sure enough "beep". I had the wire cutters in my hand
and I
went out (curious to see what in the world could still be running it)
and
cut
all the little parts into pieces, and put half into a little plastic
container and left half on the counter. I took half the parts over to
the
living room thinking if it beeps I know it's these, and half the parts
I
left on the counter knowing it would be them.
In moments I heard the parts in the kitchen beep. So I took them into
the
living room and spread them on the table, staring at them, saying to
myself
"the part that beeps, will get smashed" Not three seconds later,
the parts I just had, now on the counter in the kitchen beeped. I was
furious. I thought to myself, (his smoke detector is possessed). I
brought all the parts into the living room and layed them out on the
coffee
table. I was staring at them, just waiting for one of them to beep so
I
could smash the atoms out of it.
All of a sudden, I hear "beep", but it was coming from the kitchen. I
walked out there, all freaked out. I just waited.. and waited.. it
seemed
like hours but was only 30 seconds later, I heard the mystifying "beep"
coming from your jacket. I looked in the jacket and it was your beeper
that you had left at home by accident. All I could do was take my
hammer
and beat the ever-loving daylight out of your beeper because I was the
one
who
paged you. {sorry}
ha ha ha!
lollollol!